Yes, Jizz.
Well… Star Wars does have a character named Sleazebaggano… So…
https://dukejizzerstein.bandcamp.com/album/the-jizztastic-sounds-of-duke-jizzerstein
This is actually an interesting rabbit hole. I wonder if it’s a meme or if Duke Jizzerstein is actually real. They really went hard into this whole jizz thing. There is literally a track on the album “Let’s Jizz With the Duke!” called “Gonna Jizz Tonite”
Edit: it has to be fake. There is literally a track called “Spermulation”. Also the website is a giveway that it’s likely ai generated https://mrpii.online/
Sometimes, late at night, the Jizz band starts playing more schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.
Ew.
I refuse to apologize.
One preaches hope for a better future.
One preaches a never ending cycle of ambition, corruption, and cruelty.
Who would have ever thought time would prove Star Wars more thematically realistic 😂
Star Wars was based on the past but set in the future. They borrowed “stormtroopers” from Hitler. The space battles are just like WWII dogfights. Star Wars was never looking forward it was looking backwards.
With that logic, Star Trek is the same.
It is based upon submarine life. Even going as far as using the boatswain whistle and radar sounds at the controls.
One of my favorite fun facts: “Balance of Terror” was the original Star Trek episode to introduce Romulans, and the first to feature space combat against a near peer adversary.
The screenplay for that episode actually was for a submarine movie, and it got readapted.
You’re talking about the organization of the ships crew, they’re taking about overarching styles and themes.
Yeah but we need more submarine movies. If I have to pretend, I’ll pretend.
I’d love to see Disney try out a sort of anthology of short seasons that all share thematic elements of WW2 that made the OT such a spectacle, but do like 4-8 episodes about a given person/squad/ship/squadron/station/agent/whatever…tell one good solid story about that subject then move on.
I’d love for one of those seasons to follow a light capital ship with 1-2 squadrons of fighters, and model it with elements of the carrier war in the Pacific mixed with a submarine movie theme.
Have them playing a deadly game of cat and mouse with a much larger ISD or Victory, both stuck in a nebula. They both get their hits in that cause grave damage, but both crews hang in there and stick to the mission.
How it ends is anyone’s guess, but I could absolutely see plenty of room in that framework for intense scenes of sensors crews glued to their stations, hoping to go unnoticed, or desperately searching for any sign of their foe…
I’m something of a jizz-wailer myself…
-Riker, probably
Star Wars Jizzed right into my ear…
This isn’t as funny since Disney renamed it to Jatz
When i saw that i was just hoping so hard that Jatz becomes slang for ass to mouth sex or something.
Be the change you want to see.
Hey have you heard of Jatz?
Total stranger in a Stargate T shirt. They probably have way more firepower, and enough C4 to solve all my problems.
kinda makes sense to me
one is an attempt at a hopeful, logical view of humanities future… the other has laser swords and magic.
One is a broad base for story telling, the other is one long story about how a single family and their granddad’s hetro-lifemate can fuck over an entire galaxy,
Especially this one:
Either you’re into Star Trek and understand the self-burn vibes here or it’s just a random not-overly-nerdy shirt.
It’s a Tom Scott reference with a funny triangle
stargate shirt
I’d suspect you of having a snake in your belly.
eyes briefly flash white in acknowledgement
Someone in an Æon Flux shirt.
I wouldn’t even talk to them, they’ll probably answer in non-sequiturs and then run away giggling and twirling.
I have never watched even a single episode of Star Trek, but I like you guys for your memes.
I have never watched even a single episode of Star Trek
but I like you guys for your memes.
Okay, call off the mob!
Nah, just convert it into a party!?:-P🥳🎉
A watch party!
A watch party at Quark’s!
Come to Quark’s, Quark’s is fun! Come right now, watch reruns!
Start with Star Trek: The Next Generation, and move on from there. The first season has some quirks, but by the second it’s solid gold.
I started watching TNG just recently and am nearly done with season 2. Season 1 is not nearly as bad as the internet led me to believe, and honestly I kinda miss some things from it a little bit.
Ya like Jizz?
If your interstellar society has slavery, I’m not interested. Didn’t the Jedi free Luke and just leave his mom in captivity?
Way too many Star Wars fans like the Empire for my taste. (And the rebels aren’t much better, if they’re better at all.)
That was Anakin Not his son Luke. And Qui-gon tried to free Shmi as well but Watto was too resilient.
And when Qui-gon realized he couldn’t cheat hard enough for both slaves, he just… didn’t try to get the funds together? Come up with some other sort of trade?
To be fair he died in a war like 5 minutes later
I’ve been watching star trek (TNG, DS9, Voyager) and still don’t get the red shirt reference. I know it’s about them getting killed all the time but I just don’t see it.
Cause you didn’t watch the series the meme is made upon (TES)
TOS. More coffee for me
The edgy series? The excellent series? The ecstatic series? The evil series? The Elvin series? The e-coli series? The epinephrine series?
:p
I had to.
Well done, well deserved
