“Shifting,” as if this hasn’t been happening since he rode that fucking escalator. That was what, 296 years ago…?

At least i won’t have to patrol the Mojave…

Welcome to the party, pal!

And the crowd says

RTJ!

👊👈

Joe Biden is literally the Grandpa in the joke “Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. Everyone else on the bus he was driving died screaming.” Grandpa needs to just shut the fuck up and go away already.

“Think of how stupid the average American is. Then, realize half the country is stupider that that.”

-St. George Carlin

“Thank you for choosing Carl’s Jr. You are a bad citizen. Your government is now the possession of Carl’s Jr.”

stupid Americans can’t discern fact from fiction.

It’s almost as if all the attacks on education over the last 4-7 decades are bearing fruit.

“Darwin hates Brandis. Please, kill Brandis or kill Darwin.”

He talks to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. That only speaks native aboriginal.

“Jesus is a woke DEI hire and we don’t listen to that libshit.”

-American “Religious” Right

“Today’s show is brought to you by the letter 3!”

“If you can’t stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!”

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

I dunno… there is video evidence of Butthead hitting on underage girls…

“It’s like he’s trying to jump over that other dog, but he just can’t make it. GET IT BOY! YOU CAN DO IT!”

Excuse ME?

I’m sorry, but i see him more as a Butthead than a Beavis.

Hear hear from the 505.

turns slow circle, taking in Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska and Wyoming off in the distance, and completing the circuit on Utah

Well, fuck.

Well… Star Wars does have a character named Sleazebaggano… So…

I had to get a rental car for work earlier this month. It took 10 minutes of YouTube to figure out how to turn the goddamn parking break off. So convenient.