“You Must Construct Additional Pylons”

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    KILLING SPREE!

    RAMPAGE!

    DOUBLE KILL!

    M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

    Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: “Don’t have time to play with myself.”

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    “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

    • Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science
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    “With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.”

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    First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

    Portal has so many quotable lines, it’s insane

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    “Metal…Gear?” - Metal Gear Solid

    “War…has changed.” - Metal Gear Solid 4

    “War never changes.” - Fallout 3

    “All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GOVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN…WITH THE LEMONS.” - Portal 2

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    “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee…”

    I can’t believe this one from Skyrim wasn’t in the thread yet.