It’s a clear telltale sign that reddit has broken my brain when the first thing I thought when seeing this was almost a pavlovian “we want plates”.
This is just a bit more authentic and rustic than plates
What the fuck
thought this was vomit for a second tbh
Breakfast on bed
Excellent composition! The blanket-bowl forms a triangle with the pint & box, as well as the sock & clothing. All vertex of said triangle have accents of red and white which the eye feels compelled to jump between. The red piece of clothing may be a mask or a bra, which I feel both embody a social message in line with this community. The woke cereal brand is a subtle political touch. Finally the vertical positioning of the main subject (the blanket-bowl) seems to roughly espouse the golden ratio, maintaining a sense of liveliness. A technical artistic work for sure with a strong allegiance, aptly enlightened with a humorous twist.
7/7 museum material
You’re missing out on the obvious “milk” and “crotch” fertility theme. Also, I suspect it’s not a still life object. It’s a performance piece, and the spoon is unused (thereby providing a message about potential, missed opportunity, and the importance of being flexible.)
Pack it up, y’all. This one just won depression.
“Milk or Cereal first” mfs when they forget the bowl first
any attempt to ruin ideals set by Kelloggs is a win in my book
geht out
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Wow, collective bachelor technology continues to innovate.
Woke strawberry
A few weeks ago I got a free box of Mouth Off cereal (and with the first bowl remembered that I don’t like fruit flavored cereal in general), but there’s a line on the back of the box that seems relevant - “I don’t mind cereal in bed… but I prefer it in a bowl”.
I knew a chick with deep back dimples. When I was a younger man I wanted to do the same thing with those dimples. Cheers.
what
I wanted to eat cereal off her dimples. She was very attractive.
oh ok yeah thats weird
Ey, different strokes I guess 🤷🏽♂️