Do it again, Uncle Billy!
I like the internet.
Do it again, Uncle Billy!
break google up!
well somebody’s gotta give him the blumpkin, right?
sure would be a shame if someone dealt with him late at night, wouldn’t it? :)
is he expecting to still live here and not fall out of a window “accidentally”?
seriously. they’ll have a LOT more believable articles for the next few years.
RIP! (rot in piss)
that’s their thing…
I bet YOU didn’t play Minecraft, and you call yourself a geologist??? Ametures!
haha forreal!
the onion is getting really good at “getting” me. they had me again with this article!
I learn something new every day!
“Hi, I’m Kid Rock, Secretary of the Treasury”
looks like our systems need some sort of security update. problem is, would all of our GPS receivers need updated too? maybe a GPS 2.0 or something?
who’d be doing the jamming?
wow that’s awful, no wonder they’re opting to join the Russians!
Dumber people, and more “R” voters by default.