“Megacorp learned nothing from Active Desktop being an utter fucking security disaster.” Yeah, no shit. Everything old is new again.

This makes my stomach turn. The courts have failed us, time to bring back the guillotine.

That’s the most disconcerting part. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one.

Originally, it was insured. Synapse changed to brokerage soon before they failed.

Synapse lied to the fintechs, too.

We’re not masochists, we’re just ruled by sadists.

They changed to a cash sweep / brokerage model (not FDIC-insured at the individual account holder level) like 6 months before the bankruptcy. End users had to click a consent checkbox or the like and probably thought nothing of it.

If they’re going to do this anyway, let’s make it real.

THE NUMBERS, MASON

Haha number go up again

You’re presuming a lot here. Like that anyone watched Rings of Power.

Well we’re obviously in the right place for that

Hehe I like you

When you’re a rich prick, they let you do it

Which one? I’ve had a few big clients in that space (ba dum tss)

If I’m talking to a cashier instead of putting my card on the table, I haven’t been provided a service that warrants tipping.

wife

1995

posting here

big sysad vibes

I’ve never gotten food poisoning from them but lately it’s been the prices

A species unburdened by the trappings of social media

What are the odds someone still on Twitter today knows or cares about infosec?