In my head i said “khone on the throne” 😅
The number of people who don’t get it is about right.
Montalbán, as Khan, on the john, clothes on.
Or the pan, rhymes as well as john
On the john. OOOOOOOOH. I felt like a complete moron for not being able to figure it out. Thanks!
One cannot be expected to known every slang term for a shitcan.
There’s just so many.
I think it’s mainly the fact that the words don’t really rhyme. Khan and John are pronounced slightly differently so most people wouldn’t make that connection.
Khan on a Jahn
Khan in a Salon?
Enhanced man on the can.
Aug on the clog?
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the poo.
I suspect this might depend on the variety of English you speak? (And non-natives can fuck right off löl)
I think you need to speak the American dialect specifically.
As I Brit I could not get this one at all until I came to the comments. I was thinking Kahn on the loo. Kahn on the big. Kahn on the toilet.
As an American I was doing similarly, just with different phrases (like “porcelain throne”:-).
I was thinking Khan on the Khazi
Kahn on the crapper
Kahn on a John.
Yeah, that doesn’t rhyme at all in my head. I can see how it would though, I just have to rewire my brain to hear it.
How do you pronounce those words to make them rhyme? Khon? Jahn?
I don’t pronounce them like that at all but I’ve heard “john” be pronounced with a long “ah” sound, like “jawwwwn” or “jaaaaahn” to rhyme with “Khan”. I don’t know, I don’t even go here (non-native).
Non native too, trying to learn. English weirdos.
On a can
Khan on the can
Caaaan!!!
Toad on a commode
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