Bloody Romans!

I think the Ferengi would be happy to sell crypto-latinum, but feel like they’d never use it themselves.

Quark: Where is the money?

Crypto-guy: It’s in a virtual wallet.

Quark: … well then, please enjoy this virtual Saurian Brandy.

“Trust me, this little dude likes to party.”

“Lt. Spot, we have convened this tribunal to determine your involvement in the death of the Mousian ambassador…”

“Hey, let’s roll up some new characters and do a one-off next week, just for a change of pace!”

“Nah, we want to stick with the old campaign.”

“Uh-huh… okay… fine…”

Don’t fret, Tasha – he’s way too into R2 to fool around anyway.

“If you think about really it should be called the ‘Prime Suggestion.’”

Oh no! Not Carl! Hasn’t he suffered enough?

“No one would ever surrender to the Dread Space Pirate Westley.”

You’d think the whole ship would go dark while it was building Moriarty, like the Heart of Gold trying to make a cup of tea.

Uncanny – I’m still using the little free drip machine I got with my Gevalia subscription and Mint!

We can do more damage that way.

Sorry, my universal translator shows that as tit-TAAAYS.

“Yes, I am a student. I am on the free lunch program, yes.”

“Yes, I have a game called polymorph the mouthy brat into a toadstool.”

Whelp, back to the trial for humanity!

The future’s so… ugh:

I know it’s not exactly what you’re looking for, but if you didn’t know about it already, it’s not a bad place to start: List of common misconceptions