I have a trick to get others to pay it for me:

I want a Viking dumpster burial with all the fixins, no sanitation workers are needed

As long as I get my dumpster burial I think even bad people can have the burial of their dreams.

Evil is a great preservative. Take trump for instance, he has a diet of pure sodium and will probably live till 90.

Not me, never sample the supply. Just serving a need

The singer Chaparral Roan makes it work

That shit is like crack to birds. I got them pawning their nests and favorite pebbles just to get another hit. Living the mealworm dealer high life!

Honesty is a prerequisite for the GOP now? That doesn’t sound right.

They should have kept the drawbridge. Sitting in traffic jams on i75 there was awesome.

Some people smash, I just mush

Why even have deadly diseases if they spare the ones that deserve it the most? Remember when we thought Trump was dying, good days.

My financial advisor is an octopus

Trump plans on addressing climate concerns. He’s already going to put RFK Jr in charge of health and he’s going to ban vaccines. Reducing the population will help lower emissions.

Katamari Damacy!

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag is a close 2nd Edit: almost forgot about FEZ!

Lol, with the Republicans pro-prison platform it’s unlikely they follow this stance. There is no justification to keep alcohol, a known poison, legal and not weed.

Now this I believe

I let the squirrels have at it, even giving them a hole to get the seeds. Then when it starts rotting into the compost can. I gotta have that pumpkin spice dirt.

98 million are bots

Add this to the news that Mike Johnson said they will end Obamacare and I can’t believe anyone would vote for Trump. He’s going to raise your costs, reduce government services, kill healthcare as we know it, the list goes on and on.