aeronmelon@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe Enterprise, her hull breached and her coolant leakingi.imgur.comimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down110file-text
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minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 days ago Gets a paper cut Structural integrity down to 98% Gets drunk Maneuvering thrusters only, guidance systems are down! Having sex, about to nut FIRE TORPEDOS, FULL SPREAD!
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoI’m sorry I do not possess any spare torpedoes. I lack coffee.
Structural integrity down to 98%
Maneuvering thrusters only, guidance systems are down!
FIRE TORPEDOS, FULL SPREAD!
I’m sorry I do not possess any spare torpedoes. I lack coffee.