Okay I say we get behind AOC. This is important. WTF!
Okay I say we get behind AOC. This is important. WTF!
Ok now everyone put your magnetized needles in the Styrofoam and then make them float in the water to reveal where magnetic north is!
Ahh teacher… Magnetic north is dancing metal rock right now.
You mean butt plugs with cameras pointing onwards into it?
There is no other space filler. We need Biden to run! But we really need a candidate for next time.
And Beryl and it’s super storm family on the Atlantic. Looks like FEMA is going to need FeMan to save them. (Fe is the element symbol for Iron…Iron Man? Anybody???)
It’s Biden all the way. Fortunately unfortunately.
Mr, Trump, I’m prepared to offer a fair deal for your soon to be lagoon. The sum total of one hundred dollars and fifty cents. Deal?
Space jam 3! And independent film featuring bugs 🐛 and a 🐇 bunny. The Matrix Housing Crisis… A film featuring Keanu as the one. He doesn’t collect enough retirement money so he’s out there pushing a cart. We saw a preview of him in “the matrix”. That bum in the subway… anyway good movie 😂.
President Hill, first name Ant was introduced to the American public this morning. He and only he will finally solve America’s addiction to shoes and magnifying glasses. From. Now on, only negative magnification glasses will be legal. Shoes will need ultra soft silicone thread made by AntSaver a Hill company…no relation.
Uuuh! I fucking agree! Oh putin! Here comes Trumpfus!
There seems to be a discussion regarding this topic here. I found several other such conversations too. It could work!
Like I said, I’d vote for a rock at this point.
A O C
Bernie!
…hear me out. Could it be possible for AI to just steal all the commercial ads?
They’re messing with my retirement plans!
No, I’m not selling the stuff! That’s the problem. I better get on a shopping spree.
Let me know where all these sellers will take their wares next. I’m hoping it’s a fediverse based shopping app.
Do the jingle!
“Inside your wallet, State farm is there!”
You know, to steal your money. Yeah, I’m wearing khakis.
I didn’t watch because fuck those two people. I will still vote Biden. But you all should know, my GE refrigerator is running!
“Apollo returns, a Boeing story”
"Huston, we have a problem… "
…ok we figured it out, now guys you’ll have to build a few things. First thing, you’ll have to go into the garbage disposal and using plastic bags please collect small bundles of poop. Mix the poop with hydrochloric acid and make them into hexagonal shapes 6" tall by 2" thick. Now we’ll need one of you to get the flu… Go find a vial left by the ruzzians. Don’t worry, we got the antidote down here. Okay next collect all the snot and mix it up with 10% gelatin. Finally, you’ll have to go outside and patch the heat shield using the gelatine as glue…
I hope they sue…
Boeing: yes, they got no chance at all.
I hope they really don’t like the ruzzians. That way, when the time comes, they can be properly utilized and disposed of…“guys why are there so many seeds in our uniforms? I don’t get it”…
That’s like letting your oldest kid do whatever he wants, and after punching your other two little kids and eating their candy you let him figure out if he should be punished and you let him punish himself.