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You have been poisoned.
You have been poisoned.
Two monks were passing by a little pond where there were some ducks, and the first monk said, “Look at how happy those ducks are!”
The second monk said, “You are not a duck. You can’t know if they are happy.”
The first monk replied, “You are not me. You can’t know that I cannot.”
“Pure Energy”
“What are you going to do, send me to super Hell?”
“Very well then. Right this way, sir.”
Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
“Tuvok, Neelix, Eddie Brock, and symbiote, please report to Transporter Room 1.”
Can’t fool me, I read the papers! Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated.
“Why hast thou summoned Normie Gary? Today is my turn to drive the carpool, you guys, JEEZ!”
Functional Data Analysis:
“SILENCE PUNY HUMANS”
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Don’t search for “clown husbandry.”
“Like, share, subscribe, and kill kill kill.”
“That’ll buff out.”
“How about some HMS Pinefore again?”
“Do you find that… wisible?”
Cool, I learned a Spanish word today!