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Oh! I thought “daylight savings” was another US-only thing like our Freedom units and our slobbering worship of guns.
I’m just this guy, you know?
Oh! I thought “daylight savings” was another US-only thing like our Freedom units and our slobbering worship of guns.
It’s 18 minutes to Monday in London, as I write this
It’s thin gruel this week, but I’ll take it.
/Bannon!? No overthrowing the country! Not during an election year. Enough of your shit, young man, you’re in tine-out. Go sit in a corner for a few minutes and think about how you can be more subtle next time.
//slashies!
Can’t delay a trial you intend never to hear tho, right?
/case dismissed!
//s
You get what you pay for, though. I’ve had nothing but good experiences as an Amex card holder. You need to live a lifestyle that gives you opportunities to use the system, but you can offset the cost of even the Platinum charge card if you sign up for, and then use, all the perks.
For how I use it, I’d say it pays for itself.
edit to add: their customer service is always stellar, and their disputes department are really effective.
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Live by the Mango, die by the Mango.
No love for CNN here, but that was the right move this time. One hopes it’s the fresh start they needed.
(Also? One despairs that, at long last, this is that fresh start that won’t be.)
Excellent.
The tears will be delicious, and I shall slurp them.
SLURP THEM, I say!
It’ll be remembered a dark age when the lights go out and all the disks rot. And, if I know archaeologists, they’ll call our data centers ritual centers or temples.
Otherwise there will be disbelief at the inexplicably sophisticated engineering, and how we could have achieved it all with no written records. Probably it was all just ancient aliens.
You could source a pair of gigabit media converters and a length of fiber on Amazon for about $100. Just use the media converters to extend the Ethernet port from where the Internet hands off in your house over to your office. You can affix the fiber along baseboards and up over door frames with adhesive cleats and zip ties, or those nylon staples on a nail they use to tack down coax cable.
If you’re willing to spend a little more on the fiber for a custom color, you can probably even order the fiber in a more neutral color than SMF yellow to blend into the trim better.
That’s the neat part, you don’t!
Oh I could have so much fun with this meme template.
I love this for VA-7. We need more of this
I get it. Like trump and Milwaukee, I love gin while I’m drinking it but the next morning I’m like “noooooo, why?”
This is like that, but ipso reverso.
Gosh, I dislike that trump fella.
Don’t be baffled, White House, you’re being played. We all see it. We know you see it. Quit it.
Pull back the package. Give it to Ukraine instead.
Baffled. Hah! Geopolitics 101 here. Yeesh.
Just Jersey things.
Da fuq? That was hilarious. Also, maybe.
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A sandwich of a couple of frozen Entenman’s (Local brand?) Mini chocolate chip cookies with a spoonful of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food filling.
edit: my spouse wants me to add, “and a joint.”