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2 days agoLet me tell you a tale about downloading erotic jpeg files over 28k modems and stitching them back together, in which the image file was split into pieces, uuencoded and posted on Usenet.
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In the 90s there was this purple dinosaur from a children’s TV show that everyone seemed to hate. I don’t know anything about him or why we were supposed to hate him. To know anything about him you would have to have watched a show for 3 year olds, so if you did that then you deserve to be annoyed by it. Right?
I feel you and what everyone is doing annoys me too, but our only recourse is to do something worse.
My proposal: we start calling our cock “corpora cavernosa”.
Examples:
- “Hey, Chumley, don’t just stand there with your corpora cavernosa in your hand.”
- ”He’s being a total corpora cavernosa!”
- ”My corpora cavernosa got pinched by my zipper.”
- ”Hey, bro, does my corpora cavernosa hook off to the right?”
Cirez D - Drums In The Deep
32·4 days agoBreakfast on Pluto Nash Bridges of Madison County.
Am I the only one who heard this comment in Lil Johns voice?
35·4 days agoWe are in our suffix-punk arc. We’re such word-pilled portmanteau-maxxers.
7·4 days agoSame, but a year ago.
Also, Temu has tried to take all the shopping search results from Bing/DDG. So those results are trash now.
USA doesn’t have a parliamentary system.
How about choosing a sport that actually uses ranked choice to determine winners?
https://www.nascar.com/news-media/2019/02/08/nascar-driver-points-awarded-per-race/
Now that I think about it, I’d totally name my son Manchego.
8·6 days agoFucking quality comedic writing.
Fucking brilliant crossover.
Atkins. The 00s low carb diet. How did people do it?
When I finally broke, I put steamed rice and French fries on a cheese pizza and rolled it up and ate it.
Mac Daddy will make ya—
3·8 days agoweakness of the state in the last year (Prigo’s march, Krokus
That operation was a real ballroom blitz, I tell ya.
3·8 days agoBroforce
Clone Drone in the Danger Zone
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I’m not the person you are replying to but I do have one answer.
The Library of Congress should be tasked with maintaining a searchable index of Internet and World Wide Web sites. No ranking. Your skill at finding sites would be related to your skill with writing search queries
If you recall Altavista from the late 90s, I am thinking of something like that
Ten ants = I’m a landlord
Ten its = I dodge bullets going backwards in time
After a few hours of playing Witcher 3, I realized it was Fable but more complicated. Have you ever played Fable 3?
When a group of American freedom fighters go to take over a U.S.A. military base and hesitant soldiers aren’t sure if they should follow a traitorous president or their oath to the Constitution, the American freedom fighters being well-armed will make the difference.