I love you
I know, you piece of shit
I love you
I know, you piece of shit
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
I think you meant “hamberders”
But if you got an air conditioner the ice lasts longer
It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!
I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose
“Turns out we’re colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was”
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?