“Why can’t my brain just stfu I’m trying to sleep?! Why did you decide to calculate the speed of the sun right now you mf? I want to sleep”

Either that or

“I know you want to do this thing but we need to do the other, come on or I’ll drag you ass over here”

Brain like: shutsdown fu now you can’t do neither, that’s what you get for not letting me decide

How bad is it that could understand the Russian without having to use google translate? I’m Portuguese wtf?

Billionaires

Bold of you to assume humans will still exist

Maybe bring back windows live messenger

What is the Portugal one?

I have seen a shit Tom of olive oil being pressed and I have never in my life seen this. This is Chernobyl flubber that tastes like olive oil probably.

Because people with disabilities and chronic illness exist, and because depending on the distance it’s not possible to go by bike and depending on the terrain it’s also no possible. Oh and the weather I forgot the weather… oh and in some roads, like highways, for example, these can’t even drive there:…

Also, you are probably dead because of some curable desease

Data? Is that you?

Só musk is getting ready to buy germany

Love it. He should go free.

Um one of those who studies languages

I agree with this one

My hero

How was he popular in the first place

My camera has a cover 😂😂😂 I hope you like your screens pitch black because it’s the only thing you will see

Insurance is a fraud

Can we please have a pandemic that wipes out the rich?

What the fuck did I just read?