“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.”
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you piece of shit. You’re my only hope.
Fuck this is hard
That’s what she said
If it was a Futurama setting, would he be Gender Bender?
Ambrosia apples (the big ripe ones, not the small ones that I could swear are counterfeit Gala).
Ataulfo mangoes. Yellow. Small. Delicious.
Spanish mandarin oranges. Easy to peel, delicious. Other oranges can’t hold shade to this one.
Forelle pears. Fragrant, juicy… Bartlett pears will seem like cardboard after having these.
Sungold kiwi. Not only are they sweet, but the skin is thinner and has no hairs, so you can just wash them and eat them whole.
The London Underground is actually kind of a dumb use-case because it’s fixed infrastructure.
On the other hand it’s a perfect test bed, because there’s sufficient changes of direction and speed, and the fixed infrastructure lets you measure drift. Plus it being underground helps simulate GPS signal being weak or unavailable.
Goes to show how low the bar is that the ADL failed to meet.
You mean lines that some wall street asshole does off a sheet.
Definitely part of the 1% of deserving dipshits.
I have xnayed 737-8 Max planes since the first set of crashes. It wasn’t just a single red flag, it was a whole parade. After this year, I think I’ll also add any Boeing plane manufactured in the past 10 years, which effectively limits the choice to older 777 and 737 models. But even then I’d rather fly Airbus or Embraer.
As a side note, the seats in older planes are much more comfortable too. Newer ones have hardly any padding.
Have we considered attaching electrodes to Louis Pasteur’s corpse? He’s probably spinning so fast in his grave we could solve the world’s energy problems.
That’s OK, I shamelessly stole it from c/dadjokes
One of those noodle labyrinths from kids menus. Entrance is my mouth, exit is… well you can figure that out.
Did you hear about the psychic little person that escaped jail? He’s now a small medium at large.
The number of users connecting their PC forfeit directly to the modem or purposefully disabling all protections because they’re too lazy is higher than you think.
Natural born citizen may be a bit problematic, but there’s precedent with at least one district court recognizing animals as legal persons as of 2021.
On the dystopian side, perhaps this also means a corporation could become POTUS.
Icelandian.
Is that why cities are full of rats? Because of heartless bastards that no longer need theirs?
You misspelled “then”.