What’s not to love about 3pm dusk (assuming that the sun even rose every day)??

Jesus always finds a way

I looooooooooove how green everything is so early in the year. Or when it’s snowing in the passes but the cherry blossoms have erupted in Seattle.

Caveat that every tolerable place on Earth seems a little like Eden when I’m not there.

Western Washington is profoundly beautiful. Unless it’s 1700 or 1980.

We know that the ≈9.0 earthquake occurred on the evening of January 26, 1700, by way of Japanese records of the resulting tsunami. (!)

Some context

just drop them off

This makes me morally and physically gag

Euthanasia is more humane than a lot of ancient humans’ last couple years.

I also don’t recall the president denouncing Hamas very much during his address to the nation about the coup. Literally Hitler.

Sorry. This was more middle-of-the-night attempted sarcasm and even less topical. Sorry.

This is bs propaganda. Here’s the math:

• 100% of its weapons are in transit to Israel according Joe
• it takes decades to get people to elect a government more aligned with its people than with say Lockheed Martin, and thus
• Bolivia has to succeed in suppressing coups 100% of the time whereas
• the US CIA has to succeed just once

SORRY folks. In the middle of the night I tried to make some sarcasm about the US’s intolerance of non-right-wing governments in the Americas and how many times the CIA has been proven to have helped topple non-right-wing governments. Mea culpa.

I’m so fucking sorry that I’m laughing so hard at 4:30am but dad was not playing with guntimidation and also wheelchair-bound and motionless. But I choose to believe you.

It gives say-no-to-me-or-any-other-male-in-my-fam-and-we’ll-dump-acid-on-you vibes

More Kitboga is the one true faith but I didn’t want to scare newcomers away.

At least a couple of Kitboga’s calls have originated in India, but all the characters he plays are as upstanding as they come. Except for this one time at Dave & Buster’s. Kit:

• never wishes for the plague
• always respects all varieties of English
• always respects that not everyone calling everyone else is US-based
• never uses slurs, and Kit’s
• never gonna give you up

It is so so fast

Miswording it but the one that idk says it seems kinda gay the way a lot of cis straight guys are turned on by pigtails/pink/high heels/lipstick/nail polish, right?

no give ball. only throw

no inspect causes. only effects

While I might wear high heels to the grocery store, she wears them for desert births

Correct. Jealous, resentful people making fun of other people for having sex. Tale as old as time.

Did they ever catch the pilots that did the 9/11s? I’ve been assured that they were cowards who hated freedom.

…and weddings! You and your buddies wear these and bring a karaoke machine and suddenly you’re a member of a band that sings old songs.

You are The Manhole Covers.

Sounds like a sigh of relief, friend. I’m glad you found what you were looking for.