A “Shrinking” reference here!? Gotta upvote that

Not siding with CEOs here, but I will point out they are legally obligated to do the thing they think makes the company the most money.

I do <1% of my porn on my phone. Essentially a last resort. It always surprises me that it’s probably the most common way to consume it.

You can block off certain sections of the screen, or disable touch completely. If all the info they need is on the screen just make it so they can’t tap anything.

Probably grabs them, like the dirty little crumbgrabber he is.