I got news for you, buddy.

https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/politics/ohio-politics/attorney-says-ex-ohio-speaker-larry-householder-using-trump-connections-to-try-to-get-out-of-prison

This is closest to the literal shitpost that I’ve ever seen.

There’s some wacky shit being said about this ballot issue on some right wing outlets. My trumpster uncle insisted that issue 1 is to force schools to provide abortion services in school nurse offices.