Bad news about Target: they’ve cancelled their DEI initiatives to cater to the administration

That mantis shrimp familiar is badass.

Do familiars count as dependents?

What’s your impression of loops so far?
I’ve been underwhelmed, but I don’t know if that’s a platform issue or an adoption issue. Found a couple good accounts to follow, but I really want a block option to keep some accounts out of my “for you”

I started jalapeno seeds FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I only eat Koom Valley brand granola bars

A neighbor told me that even though her now-adult children had no side effects if she could go back and decide to not vaccinate them instead, she would

Are you sure? They Might Be

Sleepytime tea

Sure, if you don’t feel like screaming

It is related to Java by way of Kotlin. Although disgusting even the JVM can be used to further the glory of the empire!

I cleared my Gradle caches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Android programmer. Picked it up back in 2011 when I was a couple years out of school.

All I can think of is Hundreds of Beavers

Great tits and no one to appreciate them in his own comic. Maybe he’ll find his way to Oglaf

Just aks the server directly. Aks it right in the power cord and then aks the hard drive. Aks it over and over

I’d trade LLMs for bug ships and necro assassins in a heartbeat

Iirc they’re indexes for the system wide search feature, Spotlight

Your dialer may already be monetized! If you get a call from a company and see their logo chances are they paid for that. It’s not enshittified yet, but it definitely could be. Source: I maintain a codebase that does this for a major device manufacturers dialer.

I’m them-adjacent and I’ll keep my mouth shut

Ringing Bell intensifies

Reduced demand (through more deaths) will naturally lower prices