Ok I’m REALLY lost on this one.

This feels like it’s from 2015. Nobody uses the word patriarchy like that anymore.

Hot sauce people do kind of suck though.

“Don’t worry too much about your loops bro, I am the apex of computer science research, I know every optimization in the book.” Ok want to compile this? “Is that… An unused variable?!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO GOD IS DEAD”