(i despise physical existence and explode into a rage whenever im clumsy and get mad at the fact i am cursed to be a physical being prone to being tangled in cords or whatnot)

I can only assume the fish goes in the square hole.

(Is ops post/comment a reference to MASH?)

Soviet goonion

Dont worry were coming for you next. Your country is the next one to be colonized… And then youll never hear about politics again because if you even say the word youll probably get shot. First america colonizes american brains. Next. The world. And the worlds brains. You had no choice. If you try to end your life we will reanimate your corpse for our very american zombie army. because we are colonizing death too.

Chocolate pants.

You will be excused when i say so. Ok you are excused now. Cheers mate.

I was estranged and then i took estrogen and now im estroranged i guess. Whatever that means.

Speak for yourself. I was created as a clone from the dna of the most powerful pokemon to exist. Wooper. Mewtwo fears me but wont admit it.

Must be those bloodbenders

So when do we get zoids irl? Big mech fox with cannon on the back.

(thanks for the correction!)

Is undecillion a negative number?

We are all machines. But if i were to shill any movies or franchises about ai domination i would shill the tv show “NEXT” from fox as well as dune. As those are thousands of times more accurate and realistic. The terminators alone are inaccurate. And we are all actively living thru the events prior to the butlerian jihad irl. And most people arent aware of this which is personally far more entetaining than terminators ever could be.

They should hire that guy who worked for EA and unity engine who suggested people pay for each bullet in video games. Then they can charge per search and eventually graduate to charging searches based on the complexity of the search. I shouldnt use lemmy when im drunk. Im giving corpos too many ideas.

Hand them your birth certificate and tell them youre an illegal immigrant and then promptly die. Epic prank or something im tired and my jokes are terrible.

Why 9 specifically? Thats what i want to know. Why not 8 or 7? 7 makes more sense because 7 eats 9

I dont know anything about terminator because i dont care about it and think its stupid so i will reply with “toast”

I see nothing wrong with this.

Do we have to humanize and anthropomorphize everything? We have ship girls. Gun girls. All kinds of girls. Do we really need sentient video games as “waifu’s” and “husbando’s”? Also side note. Is animal crossing a guy? And does he know what he wants? I assume based on the pronoun of “it” that dragon age veilguard is probably nonbinary.