TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

This is me except it’s when I get to work.

Memes like this are why it’s worth living in a dystopia.

No wait, you’ll interrupt the natural process of a jading that needs to occur before a larval leftist pupates.

This is why you never put your hand through the wrist strap of a fire extinguisher. They are non-existent for a reason!

I’d microwave them too if my titties looked like that.