Take an aspirin, they hate the taste.
50 mg a day keeps the bedbugs at bay.
I do it every time I’m staying overnight at hotels, in particular.
Obviously, medical supervision is advised if you intend to do this for a long time, let’s say, more than 2 weeks.

Ok, boomer Agreed, dark ager.

Hmm. Interesting, indeed. Now please excuse me while I, once again, sacrifice my own bodily fluids on the modern-age altar of fertility which has been optimized over ages and ages into the convenient shape of a… sock.

That reminds me of three cities I used to frequent. You could predict their economic and political situation based on the way desire paths were being handled.

• Place 1: poor, left-wing. Nothing, the desire paths were left alone.
• Place 2: rich, left-wing. Desire paths were nicely paved over.
• Place 3: rich, right-wing. They placed big branches on a desire path to block it. After people started climbing over them, they fell a tree on it.

We Interrupt This Programme
(Yeah, I’m oldschool like that)

These days, what’s an ashtray in a car for if you can’t fill it with couscous.

Church events work fine, too. My buddy and me went to one in a damp basement and it was about 30 people. 100% women. Average age about 22 I guess. All were dancing. They all immediately started staring at us as if we were edible. Within the hour, my buddy met what would soon become his GF, and I was approached by this amazing girl. I then went on a string of remarkable dates with her.
The kicker: It was a Christian event, but the girls we hooked up with weren’t Christians at all.

Now show Uranus.

Wow, Bruce Springsteen looks a lot rougher than he did just a few days ago.

Kotz
Wieder so ein Besitzende-Klasse-Gedankenerguss. Klingt wie Arsch und Friedrich.

Hungry hungry hippos.