Reddit sets the threshold for violent content really low. At one point someone asked if a prisoner who is medically revived from the dead has served their life sentence, I answered that you have to be irrevocably dead, and admins said that promoted or glorified violence. I made no mention of violence whatsoever, nothing I said encouraged violence in any way, and somehow even on appeal they didn’t realize how ridiculous that was.

So she was returning her cybertruck

They check if you are on NICS, which is a list of people who can’t have guns no matter the reason: felonies, misdemeanor domestic violence, involuntary commitment, renounced citizenship, dishonorable discharge, protective orders, etc.

Uses the same commands as Linux

He doesn’t love her as much as he would a worm.

Or we could have leftover pizza for breakfast

They are already in English

It’s easy syntax for math

Why can’t good people make interesting music

Avalanche goal horn

Well why are they paying for ads if there’s no competition

If there’s one thing video games have taught me it’s that once you’ve completed everything it stops being fun

If I protect the body it’s “why does the soul need a body” and if I don’t protect the body it’s “how does reconstructing the body make sure the soul comes with it” it’s a catch-22 is what it is.

You could buy a Doritos locos taco

CEOs are powerful dangerous people

Is that per capita?

Even fitness models only look like that on the day of the photo shoot, it isn’t healthy

Does this mean I can put mustard on things instead of eating all these vegetables?

It’s not circular reasoning, it’s a step of mathematical induction. First you show that something is true for a set of 1, then you show that if it’s true for a set of n it is also true for a set of n+1.

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