MMR is a very standard shot as a kid, so chances are you got it

This headline needs changed to be more accurate

Oh no, I ate off plates like this as a kid. That explains a lot.

Phosphorus and Ketamine.

JK, Phosphorus and Potassium.

Certain nematodes will eat the eggs of mosquitos and gnats.

3 casinos, even! And he’s had 6 total corporate bankruptcies!

Louisiana is in the bottom 5 in US education. Now you know how dumb they are.

People have to eat. I work for an evil corporation, so I try not to be too good at my job, but just good enough to keep collecting a check

You spend all your work day in meetings bragging about yourself while never actually doing any work, aren’t you?

But not your next one.

Wasn’t the NY Times going along with Trump like 3 months ago?

JD Vance is clearly gay and can’t admit it to himself, which is why he’s married to a woman he clearly doesn’t love, AKA, a Beard.

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My boys specifically go after anyone in a Fortnite cyber truck.

It’s still the healthiest child in Alabama

Why was a Blackhawk helicopter just hanging around DC?

“Yes, one rated R movie ticket please!”

RFK looks like he’s made from cancer

Sounds like heaven