“Are you a child? You are so immature” The rest is history

False

Aka I wouldn’t call it green and wouldn’t call it blue. If you mean to what color it’s more similar, it feels a bit blueish, but very slightly.

Also your surroundings to which your vision is adapted will probably affect your perception.

This one should be quite good too

You can access developer options by minimising app, going to Recents, then closing it, then clapping 3 times, counting to one trillion seventy five, then looking under your pillow

Isn’t that 5 billion years? 5 million is pretty fast

Thanks for the reminder. (Un-)fortunately, after too many repetitions it kinda loses all meaning.

Shower puns?

Honestly at first I kinda skipped to the last panel and then immediately knew – this is Rimworld. The is something so special about characters’ (and other beings’) interactions. Huh.

Up to 31 in binary (1023 on both hands), but one may say it isn’t very handy.

I am laying down in wet empty bath and shower head kinda constantly sprinkles (fountains?) water around it while I scroll Lemmy. What irresponsible dish does it make me?

Прывітанне ахах и мои соболезнования. По крайней мере мы хоть можем нормально пользоваться стимом. Kinda interested to know too though.

Edit: oh that’s not a question. Lol

Just like when you’re still alive. Wonderful

Nah, I already have enough emotional baggage I can’t work out or fix, don’t really need any more.

Well, bro never used it consciously, as to calculate something. Whoosh me maybe, sorry.

I didn’t plan to live up to 30, but here I am. And honestly don’t really see any reasons why it would be different for any other number until some major health issue.

Thank you for noticing, velociraptors were my favourite dinosaurs from kid’s encyclopedia and I couldn’t remember how they’re called.

Yay attention