It’s not just the leaves, it’s humans fucking with the environment, on a macro and micro scale. But that’s harder to convey in a single panel

No. I am SippyCup, an uncoordinated mess.

I feel no regrets for anyone that takes a stall next to me and dares to stay on the phone.

They’re gonna know what you’re doing, and you’re going to know what I’m doing. Loudly.

Carpet bomb them with inaccuracies and they’ll spend too much time correcting you to keep up.

We are in the middle of an insect apocalypse.

Remember when you were little how many fucking moths there were? Couldn’t keep the porch light on at night or they’d get in the house and you’d be finding moth carcasses all summer.

Now there’s just a few. Hardly see any anymore.

Same for house flies, and bees. I used to have to go and spray for wasps every spring, I don’t remember the last one I saw.

I would like to run for Congress under this party. Here is platform.

What is your take on bathrooms?

Wash your hands.

What is your position on abortion?

None of my fucking business, none of yours either.

How do you feel about government spending?

If it’s creating jobs and providing a service great. If it’s feeding yachts to billionaires fucking stop it.

How will you get money out of politics?

With a fucking guillotine if I have to.

My wife lives at Target. She’s already found other places to get the essentials.

40 days.

Fill a target online shopping cart with every day items, stuff you would buy every week or every month, and abandon it. Nothing big or expensive, standard shit.

Do that a few times.

Could you imagine the talent pool the most profitable companies would have if all net profits over X billion dollars were automatically redistributed to it’s labor force? Suddenly the wealthiest middle class on earth would be in the US until then somehow clawed that money back.

General Strike. Shut the country down, they’ll get violent. They will use the police and the national guard to attempt to break the strike. But hold firm, because then they’ll beg.

All I’m saying is those blind kids didn’t even see me coming.

>- Keys always in backpack
>- Computer set to automatically enter suspend mode
>- grab something to eat on the way

• Don’t have ADHD

There, fixed

FTFY

You can find them further left than him too.

Walz is already popular. Unify now, spend the next four years opposing Trump and building support around someone who can sweep the election.

Kinda like Trump did to Obama and Biden.

Guy who dissolved America’s Bank on the 20. Guy who started it on the 10.

Guy who won a lot of duels on the 20. Guy who died in one on the 10.

Guy who started the New York manumission society and went on to trade slaves for his father in law on the ten, guy who did an unconstitutional and judicially rejected genocide on the 20.

Supposedly the smaller notes are the higher honor but the way the US works I’m not sure that’s true.

No sooner than he mentions that he might run to the right wing attacks on his age begin.

I’d like someone younger too but let’s take the candidates we can eh? Dude’s compassionate and far left for a dam at the moment.

20,000 Luigi’s showing up in DC aught to do it.

General strike. March on Washington. Demand reform.

At a random interval between 15 and 20 characters it switches back and forth to QWERTY. Every 500 words it’s Dvorak for a handful of words before switching back.

I WISH I KNEW

then I could stop people from doing it

Definitely don’t click on this link otherwise you might try to install an AI locally

Almost 30 million miles closer to us than the sun is.

Can I ask you to explain it crazy then?