I once, in the dark, grabbed my wife’s Estrace and started to brush my teeth with it. I don’t recommend it.

He should go as Tommy Tubashit since he is the expert on branches of the US government. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/11/13/alabama-senator-elect-tommy-tuberville-botches-historical-facts/6283806002/

“They can’t just go out and say it, that would be stock manipulation and possibly insider trading!” Has he not paid attention to the majority of Congress? There is a reason they won’t do shit about manipulations and insider trading.

D-E-V-O

“I will fix everything by being a dictator on day one.”