Oh they don’t want to cut military funding

Shove em all in the same cell, add one vaguely sharp rock, leave them there indefinitely

Genuinely made me actually laugh out loud

Fascists lie, including about being fascists. Trump is a fascist, his party are fascists, those who work for him, even if they don’t go all in on fascists values, are absolutely tarrable with the same brush. The biggest difference between them and the Nazis is that the Nazis had better dress sense

They’re not neolibs, they’re fascists. The Democrats are neolibs

What the hell do you think sharing food is all about?

I find game controllers hurt my hands, but mouse and keyboard does not

Is “your body, my choice” something people are actually saying in all seriousness?

If it can be added programatically it can be removed programatically. It’s bullshit.

I’m sorry, I forgot about the Dear Leader’s nipple cheese

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

Cheese making. It’s not credible because they have never seen milk, let alone cheese!

Best I can do is a Poke article with an embedded shitter video I’m afraid https://www.thepoke.com/2018/11/05/flashback-far-right-chased-liverpool-benny-hill-theme/

The British Union Of Fascists or whatever they were calling themselves at the time (BNP, NF, UKIP, Reform UK…) were literally chased out of Liverpool (I think) to the Benny Hill theme!

I assume they would be slowed down by having to clamber out from behind the fridge, I can get them while they’re off balance

The only thing I would use cast iron for is to fight the ninjas hiding behind my fridge