Fudge

(As usual)

Cooked vs cooking

Too woke. Cut the funding.

“As usual” 🤣 this is hilarious, just not a good and happy kind of hilarious

Wobble wobble wobble

People living in the tropics without AC right now: 🥵

That guy goes to so many birthday parties

Lolol the guy was so high he was actually talking to a subwoofer

Geodes crystallizing for an infinite amount of time will eventually want cookies

Bannon’s whole schtick is saving white culture from “Marxism”. It’s not about this being obvious in a single moment in a vacuum. It’s obvious given who he is and what he fights for. He saw Musk get away with it. He wants to reinforce it.

They’re posting stills of AOC and other democrats and saying “it’s (d)ifferent.”

They’re so disingenuous it’s ridiculous.

I love it. Here I am, a being. Living. Breathing. In a trippy dreamlike existence. Does materialism bring consciousness? Does consciousness create a world for itself? Nature all around me. Fascinating patterns in the micro and the macro. The beautiful sound of the ocean. The intrigue of the mountains. The solitude of the desert. The sun. The moon and the stars. Space. Friendship. Language. Community. Given all that, how amazing it is to work a shitty job for a shitty boss during this incredible experience of being alive in whatever the fuck all of this is. I’m ALIVE. Hear me roar, void. Hear me and see me, witness me use my limited time wisely writing nonsense reports, creating spreadsheets, and working unpaid overtime. Witness me cherish the wonder of the world by sitting in an office all day, returning home in stressful traffic, and having no time for friends and family. This is it. This is why we exist. I love it.

POV 3 years from now: YouTube won’t let me watch a video unless I do a nazi salute

“Racist people use DEI as an excuse to be racist therefore DEI is bad.”

This guy is desperate for a troll

They’re mocking us

Free ads

When I was looking for a job, I ran into a guide to make money using AI:

1. Choose a top selling book.

2. Ask Chat GPT to give a summary for each chapter.

3. Paste the summaries into Google docs.

4. Export as PDF.

5. Sell on Amazon as a digital “short version” or “study guide” for the original book.

6. Repeat with other books.

Blew my mind how much hot stinking garbage is out there.

That’s ironic