Lukas Murch

Kramer: But I don’t even really work here.

Boss: That’s what makes this so difficult.

“Check out was at 10AM. They shouldn’t have been there, stupid humanitarians.” - Trump, maybe

I’m thinking he’s got to do something before the 2026 elections. If he loses the House and Senate by a lot, he could be impeached and removed. We don’t have 4 years, we have 1.

Summer 2026 could really suck.

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The planet, Pluto, and I are not impressed with your lies.

Living in Florida is about to get spicy.

So the Onion is just straight-up reporting now? Real-life is stranger than fiction.

I love this post.

Makes me sad that anyone would call you insane for typing this comment.

Let’s pretend that he isn’t. What would he be doing differently if he was? He’s been in office for 6 weeks and we’re already talking about the US leaving NATO.

Brah…

*after Trump’s Whitehouse meltdown

Oopsie. 🤷

He’s coming around, boys. I think we’re going to be ok.

I like how the writing for Miami is bigger than Florida. 👍

Someone needs to get on merchandising this ASAP. What color hats we going with? Purple?

Good. Fuck up our shit, fam. US deserves all the hate. We’re a dumpster fire right now.

He’s just firing off the residents living rent-free in his dome. My god, that dude has a thing for Hunter Biden.

I was the same way. I really wasn’t exposed to Musk. Didn’t follow him on Twitter. Then he got active with the DOGE coin community, which was kind is embarrassing. Then he has the whole kids trapped in the cave/Pedo guy thing, but the part that really started to sour him for me was the Tesla factory shutdown push back during the pandemic. I started paying more attention to him and really began to dislike him. He’s been shitty for a while but I just didn’t pay attention.

“If I put my wedding ring in my pocket, it’s not cheating…”