I am the spirit of Lemmy. 👻

It’s an actual platform. It’s basically FOSS discord.

I got one this morning. I can’t believe Nicole is actually an alien.

Do you mean local like within my own city or regionally/by country?

Countrywide: Hotdogs are the first thing I think of when I think “American food.”

Statewide (California): The sour dough bread bowls at the San Francisco wharf are amazing as fuck.

In my city: The best thing here are taco trucks. There’s even a whole dedicated parking area for a bunch of them to gather downtown called “Grub Hubs.”

Now think about how much worse they would drive if they had to switch their concentration from the road to the transmission.

Picard: Shoot them.

Sisko: Shoot them.

Janeway: Shoot them.

Kirk: Fuck them.

But they’ve got actual proof of aliens! You checked the link right? Holy shit. I can’t believe alien penis looks like that.

I know a thing or two about video games.

He could have just pulled the curtain back to see who it was. He took playing the crazy guy a little too far 😔

Oh shit… I didn’t realize my actual clone was on Lemmy. Though I guess it makes sense… After all, you’re me, and I’m here too. Great minds and all that. 😏

It’s obviously a fucking swastika. It’s not even a question. The swastika has been used as a symbol of hate since the late 1930’s.

Yale Sale

Alright! Deals on an Ivy League education!

You could also end up getting brain worms that way.

You wouldn’t even be there!

We’re going to starve. But until the food runs out, the orgy will be massive and non-stop.

looks in Task Manager

“What the hell is ‘suspicious.exe?’”

The real secret to surviving a bear attack is to just always have an emergency salmon on hand.

Newton Cradles.

Gross.

He touched me with his little hand.

I read once that Coca-Cola mixes the ratio of syrup to carbonated water in the 2-liter bottles in a way that accounts for being watered down by ice.

I don’t know how true that is; I don’t even really drink Coke. But I mean… It makes sense to do and they definitely, and famously, micromanage the ratio at McDonald’s. The coke is even on its own separate line, in their own crazy tanks. At least, it is at the ones I clean up.