Yeah it stung me too lol

Shame he didn’t have a school to hide in

When do we start fetishizing his cute wittle ear hair

Oh holy shit. I’ve done that a few times. Completely using GPS by audio and without thinking I put the phone down in the Sun. I’ve never done it more than 10 or 15 minutes before I remembered and every time it would be so fucking hot. Even with the screen off and everything which really should have helped keep it cool you know?

The big problem here I was an instacart driver at the time so I had all these fucking weird things I had to do with my phone to make sure it didn’t explode while I was trying to keep it charged so I could work all day.

Trump: want to play golf?

Biden: fuck you you short mother fucker. Do you even lift? Child.

WHY DIDN’T THIS FUCKER REMIND US ABOUT 9/11

WHY DIDN’T THIS FUCKER WARN US ABOUT 9/11

It will be a glorious battle for The empire

The I beat Medicare thing? That entire word salad leading up to that? I 100% believe he just completely fucking forgot what he was talking about.

Not a doubt in my fucking mind

At one point Biden started talking over Trump so they turned his microphone back on.

Yep. I don’t hate youtubers for doing ads. Everyone needs to make money. Just skip the ads.

Except for Ryan George because he actually makes his funny as fuck.

I literally had to turn it off. What was this golf argument?

But he beat Medicare!

What the fuck was that.

Yep. Same boat.

The only word salad moment(as of 15 minutes ago when I just had to turn it off) was near the start when Biden just kinda trailed off saying random words.

This is our choice. Come November I have no choice but to vote for this mumbling old man.

They can literally shoot innocent people for no reason and not get charged with murder. you think they are gonna get charged with ‘some degree of murder’?

So you can have a little quiet to watch monster high

Nobody is trying to say both sides are the same. I am saying the supreme court is not working for us and they know they can get away with it.