Roaches Georg has a serious problem! For the uninformed: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg

A good idea, but what came to mind: You enter a small well lit cave. The walls have assorted moccasins, chopines, poulaines, and other footware spiked to them. A goblin in a colored shirt runs out and greets you in a croaking voice. “What can I help you with today?”