I reckon the Mercator projection has lied to you.

Money laundering

Didn’t someone do this experiment and the bull was pretty chill?

With trousers on?

Dubai. A cultureless fake city in the desert, full of posers.

The word skeleton comes from the Ancient Greek word skeletós, which means “dried up”.

I have a moss question. If I want moss to grow between bricks on my driveway, can I just cut moss up, put it in, and water it? Will it grow? Or do I need some kind of mix with a culture (like moss and milk, or something)?

How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!

That’s simply not true. If it was, the whole of Northern Ireland would be struck down with kidney stones. Tea is not great for you if you have them, but it doesn’t cause them in everyone.

I have about 4 pints / 2ish litres each day, so I reckon I’m placed high on that list.

Mares Tail. An absolute nightmare to get rid of.

Russia loves to posture with their empty threats.

Do you have any of those baggies the same size as my bottom half?

That’s why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.