You all are so talented. I can barely draw a stick figure and I’m LOVING following all your Inktober posts. Amazing!

I suspect there are faces to be eaten all over the globe, but in this case, yes, a traditional American Face-Eating Leopard.

Yeah, and it’s gotta weigh like 2500lbs by now. Poor obese leopard.

I kinda want to know about the sock thing.

I think the first paragraph is Dr. Seuss.

It’s the feature in The Onion where they take real news and have satirical “everyday person” responses to it. You won’t find the humor in the headline, but in their “responses.”