I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
This one wins
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
riker shows a genderqueer person it’s okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
Child actors in an elevator.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can’t give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe’d.
Janeway and Paris get it on.
Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.
Security chief dies of contract negotiations.
Prisoner in jail for murder is forced to kill again after rehabilitation succeeds.