• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Okay, I was thinking this was a not-the-onion article.

    Then took the jump to see what happened and this entire thing is pretty NSFL. You’ve been warned.

    NSFL warning

    15 Moroccan boys gang-rape rabid donkey

    At least 15 boys, aged seven to 15, have contracted rabies after gang-raping a donkey in Morocco.

    The teens spent a week at the Mechraa Belksiri Hospital in the rural town of Sidi Al Kamel receiving treatment and a rabies vaccination after contracting the disease.

    However, it is feared that the number of children infected with the disease is much higher with families taking their young children for tests in hospitals.

    Police are appealing to anyone who “approached” or “admired” the donkey to come forward in order to be tested for the disease and seek treatment.

    The donkey has since been put down.
    * giant header text is the actual title of the article.

    excuse me while I sanitize my computer and take a shower.

    • Jamablaya@lemmy.todayOP
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      2 hours ago

      yes well apparently auto mod rejects “15 teens rape rabid donkey” and “donkey show” is an old euphemism for what went on Tijuana (allegedly) in the old days, and…you ever see Clerks 2?

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        Had a feeling that was the case and didn’t know the reference! I don’t know if it’s better or worse that there is a name for this like it’s a grand old tradition.

  • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk
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    3 hours ago

    “The Sloppy Donkey” is definitely appearing on Urban Dictionary soon then?