Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down124
arrow-up1270arrow-down1imageJumping in would either give you superpowers or cancersh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前message-square30fedilink
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down2·1 天前oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down2·1 天前 firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 天前yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 天前Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down6·1 天前good. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down4·1 天前There’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.
oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
Ha, you fucking wish
well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
smile outside of fun time? polizei
good. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.
Prolly just get a fine too.
There’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.