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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      4 days ago

      Stage two:

      • set up Hello Kitty stores across Vladivostok
      • smuggle in large amounts of dumplings and stinky tofu for street vendors
      • paint Taiwan red, blue and white like the Russian flag

      This will further convince the Chinese invaders that Vladivostok is, indeed, Taiwan and potentially divert bombers from Taiwan to Vladivostok.