• imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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    17 days ago

    So what you’re saying is we have orcs and elves, And… We are the demigods?

    Oh Lords. When we pour the liquid metal into an ant colony to get its shape?

    Man now I kind of want to run a campaign treating the gods as if they thought of us as literal ants and termites.

    And… That gods that work with clerics and stuff are etymologists… And such…

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      You know how we like put shoes on ants right feet and it makes them go around in circles because they don’t understand what’s going on. Like "Normally when I walked like this I get home just fine "

      Now That’s a fun curse

      Seems almost Fey.

      As you walk home your mind drifts to thoughts of what you want to do when you’re home. And of your previous battles, you walk the path that you’ve walked everyday since your childhood… You end up miles to the West

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          It mises the “good enough” human approximations of the “true names” when the latter is impossible for humans to pronounce: it doesn’t have to be the exact correct pronunciation. If the Ants can’t make the -lk- or -nt- sounds of my screen name and chant “Lennivekat”, It’s close enough that I get they mean me. I might try to teach them the correct pronunciation, then probably give up and ask what they actually want.

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        It’s like that movie vivarium or the show from, you keep driving trying to leave but keep passing the same houses after hours of trying

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        10 days ago

        honestly i feel like an even more fey curse would be always ending up only slightly to the left of where you intended, cursed to never enter a doorway successfully.

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      Piquing a demigods’s curiosity, returning to your home city and finding it’s been turned to metal and everyone is fused into the walls/floors.

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      That’s a story element in Babylon 5. Some of the ancient alien races had evolved to the level of gods. One of them guided several alien races, in our case creating the myth of angels.