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The Lorax really needs a comeback in society right about now.
Specifically this version.
Unfortunately, the “unless” did not come to pass. Now we’re fucked.
Sure, as long as he can shoot climate change.
slaps in a new magazine
“We’ll beat climate change one covalent bond at a time.”
For private jets you probably want some sort of MANPADS rather than a rifle
But you can only use them one week out of the month.
Unfortunately last time he came back it was to sell SUVs
Same thing with the DNR. Generally, they don’t care what you do as long as you aren’t dumping stuff or hunting/fishing illegally. They’re pretty much all also working their dream job so they’re the chillest and least maladjusted cops out there. But they also have more authority than a state trooper and will 100% use it if you give them reason to.
It’s always great getting to see some drunk boater mouth off to a conservation officer only to be surprised when they get arrested by the woods cops and their boat gets impounded.
I totally agree. Fuck up that knee!
