Cheese.
Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.
Exploiting my hubris.
I actually wrote out an outline for this back when I was making small videogames as a hobby. I never actually made the game, which was probably overly ambitious, which is fitting because it was a game about ambition and hubris with me as the villains (multiverse shenanigans) and a pair of scrappy teenage sleuths as the protagonists.
Takes away my coffee
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there’s no peanuts in it. RIP me.
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Removed by mod
I dunno, but you can skip the boss fight if you bring me some nice food
Distract me with food and drink.
Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
oh no, im taking too much damage here
I was driven mad by the unrelenting noises of society. The clamor, the insanity of humanity. The protagonistic figure decides a more peaceful option is adequate for my type of villainy and offers me quiet respite. A lovely cottage suitable for my hermit-like needs.
With this, I am at peace. I have a home. I have quiet. No quarrels with the world anymore
Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.
Tell me they’re going to meet me at like 5pm, and never show.