• TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats, smart TVs…

      It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.

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        While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

        Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic

    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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      "

      • I’ll drive all humanity insane!
      • How does the insanity manifest?
      • They’ll carve strange sculptures, chant and dance around them, and maybe make orgies."