Would you press it?
Thats a win-win Situation, why wouldn’t I push it?
Long time Xcom player here, back to the original series.
No.
If you haven’t run across it, UFO:AI is an open source “re-release” of X-COM Apocalypse
Considering real life, it’s a pretty good deal. Real jobs have a way-higher guresome death chance to 1 million dollar ratio, and most of the time you just end up in a dead-end job.
But wait wait… do I see it coming, or is it like a Russian roulette kind of deal?
press button
Get million dollars
Wtf I thought this was the button that turns you into a girl
Money can be exchanged for many hormones
Push. I’m satisfied with life enough to leave if necessary. And who cares if it’s a “gruesome” death. I won’t remember.
Your odds of dying are worse if you earn the million through work.
Stop, stop, the button only works once!
Considering the extreme risk involved despite the low odds, I would not.
It is tempting and the odds of hitting that 1% on the first press are low, so the chance of a payoff is very good, but on the other hand, you won’t get any money if you hit that 1% first try, so even leaving money for loved ones is out of the question there.sweet, a quantum immortality tester that prints money.
What happens if I slap the button with my cock?
You either have a 99% chance of cashing out big but a 1% chance of dying horribly. What body part you press it with doesn’t make a difference.
But they get style points and thats all that matters
So like every regular day waking up, but this time with the million dollar chance.
If you roll a 1% chance of dying every day, you don’t make it to your first birthday
I’m pressing it multiple times until I get my gruesome death of being buried under a mountain of money.
I’d absolutely press it once, because if I’m unlucky enough to hit a 1% on the first press, I think I’d rather just be dead anyway. That kinda bad luck will kill you in some other way.
That‘s… not how any of this works
If it was “die instantly,” then I would definitely press it. However, it says “die a gruesome death,” which kinda scares me, so I’m not sure if I would…
Death is gruesome. Even dying in your sleep is still gruesome.
In this context gruesome death means something violent and painful, think back to Final Destination or a Saw movie for some examples.
As many times as I can before dying. The family gets the money, I’m gone. Win win.
Oh no! Family thinks it’s drugs money and gives it to the police!
Monkey paw strikes again.
Man you got a shitty family if they’ll give up your hard earned drug money
Make them press the button instead 😈