My grandfather was a naval aviator in WWII Pacific. He drove a Toyota when he was older. Said the Japanese made really hard to shoot down planes, figured their cars were built well too. Which, I mean, he wasn’t wrong lmao.

“THEY MADE THE PLANES THAT BOMBED PEARL HARBOR”

I killed fiddy men!

I ain’t seling Hitler’s canoe to no traitor!

I had my shins blowed off by a Japan man’s machine gun. I ain’t fixen ride in no Tojo car to the hospital.