What is “rizz”?
She has no rizz
It’s something the youths are saying these days to describe someone who’s smooth and has cha-“rizz”-ma.
Did you say youts?
Yeah. Two yutes.
Oh you mean utes
recessive jizz
You only get the jizz if you got the rizz. 😎
It’s slang for charisma.
I assume it means libido. This lady is very much a voluntary celebate.
Inferring an awful lot from just a picture, my guy.
Are you kidding? Even with a bad personality and a tic disorder someone that looks like this can get dates. Have you never been around a beautiful person before?
Excessively worried moms can be annoying, but at least she’s trying to be supportive of her daughter.
POV means nothing anymore
falls into the same category as useless “nobody:”
I was going to say, “POV: I have no idea what POV means.”
Nobody:
[email protected]: POV means nothing anymore
Does it not mean point of view?
Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”
Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”
Mom: “really? you sure about that?”
Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”
Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”
Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”
Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment
I mean, your parents thought of you, tried to connect, listened, then started lining up care.
Parents be winning.
If you thought you’d get out of your teenage years without death-by-embarrassment, you’re kidding yourself.
To connect with you, my parents discovered the evidence of long term daily self harm when I was in a bike crash and was unconscious. They otherwise believed me happy and healthy. That wasn’t a fun conversation in the hospital, with a concussion.
You used the word rizz unironically, no wonder you haven’t found love