lol
be me
using pc
need to pee
pees
Am I the only one who initially thought anon peeded his pants?
It never actually says he didn’t piss his pants, just that he left the room briefly. It’s a greentext so for all we know he only left the room to get someone to help him change his diaper lol
or get a mop
Motherfucking Theseus gnomes. Always fucking shit up. They keep switching out my testicles. I have no idea where they came from.
Also, I thought it said thesaurus gnomes the first time I read it, which is still kinda funny.
it’s funny, comical, and humorous!
Mirthful even!
Similarly, I’m pretty sure I’ve been raped by a ninja but how would you know?
Cum stains.
Maybe a novice but not a seasoned pro.
Easy, check your cpu’s cache. Also the unused portions of your disk and memory.
they do a full reimage of your disk, what do you think they are, amateurs?
Is that physically possible? Even if they can replace physical parts at absurd speeds, they may not be able to do full data transfer. Also, still the cache
You underestimate the gnomes
Easy test: do the parts still have cum stains on them?
Obviously the Theseus gnomes account for that. They’re goddamn professionals.
But then it’s not your cum anymore
They’re very thorough.
That’s psychosis, isn’t it.
Could be something related to Capgras delusion.
Delusional misidentification syndrome is an umbrella term … for a group of four delusional disorders that occur in the context of mental and neurological illness. They are grouped together as they often occur simultaneously or interchange, and they display the common concept of the double (sosie). They all involve a belief that the identity of a person, object, or place has somehow changed or has been altered. [Author] Christodoulu further categorized these disorders into those including hypo (or under)-identification of a well-known person (Capgras delusion), and hyper (or over)-identification of an unknown person (the remaining three). As these delusions typically only concern one particular topic, they also fall under the category called monothematic delusions.
Interesting!
Psychosis and/or schizophrenia. This is a more common type of schizophrenia as opposed to hearing voices etc.
Is this why sometimes my computer says I don’t have permission to access my files?
You’re not the administrator anymore dummy, the gnomes are. What you gotta do is wait until 3 am (peek gnome hour) and wait for them to emerge, hold one hostage and demand that gnome tech support reinstate you as admin. It’s pretty easy really, just use pepper jack cheese as bait, gnomes fucking live ppj cheese
Write your name on the PC
What if they replace your name with your name. Is it still your name?
It’s your name in name only
be me
go pee
dark hallway
have to be fast so the darkness won’t catch me
Where the fuck did “Theseus Gnomes” come from?!?!
Ain’t no such thing in classical mythology.
It’s made up, from the classic Theseus’s Ship paradox.
Ok fair enough.
you gotta put a piece of tape on there. if the tape moved then you know they did it
What if they replace everything even the tape?
Glad that’s not happening to me. I’ve had the same PC since 2007.
Pee on it to mark it.
They also replaced every neuron in his brain.